honestly i can’t wait til i turn 18 because

  • i can get out of this fucking house
  • i can go to college
  • i can work at the zoo with the giraffes

i am 18 now and im not excited for college i dont wanna leave my house and im not working at the zoo with giraffes so this is awkward


Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history


someone’s skipping leg day

Anonymous: who is holly why do you always tag her does she run a better blog than you I bet she do

she runs a gravynipple fandom blog

Anonymous: How does it feel to have once been a successful blog and to now be reduced to the couple-hundred-followers unrequited-chris-evans-love squalor you now live in? Just wondering.

honestly it’s nice bc it is fun to talk about in story form, like i sat down on my porch, opened up a beer, and i used to have 40,000 followers on tumblr


me as a parent

"on your left (boob)"
— chris evans, probably (via stuckv)

My real self, the self I have always been from a child on, is a loner and nerd, slightly overweight, with a very heavy fringe. That is who I was as a kid. I don’t think I will ever be anything other than that.