leohnardodicaprio:

leohnardodicaprio:

honestly i can’t wait til i turn 18 because

  • i can get out of this fucking house
  • i can go to college
  • i can work at the zoo with the giraffes

i am 18 now and im not excited for college i dont wanna leave my house and im not working at the zoo with giraffes so this is awkward

kingoftheniall:

Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history

cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

Anonymous: who is holly why do you always tag her does she run a better blog than you I bet she do

she runs a gravynipple fandom blog

Anonymous: How does it feel to have once been a successful blog and to now be reduced to the couple-hundred-followers unrequited-chris-evans-love squalor you now live in? Just wondering.

honestly it’s nice bc it is fun to talk about in story form, like i sat down on my porch, opened up a beer, and i used to have 40,000 followers on tumblr

automatically:

me as a parent

"on your left (boob)"
— chris evans, probably (via stuckv)

My real self, the self I have always been from a child on, is a loner and nerd, slightly overweight, with a very heavy fringe. That is who I was as a kid. I don’t think I will ever be anything other than that.

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